Life Can Turn in an Instant

Oh shit… Not again.
So here’s a brief overview of what my girlfriend and I have been through recently. My girlfriend, Mira, and I were at the movie theater or cinema or whatever you wish to call it; we were on a rather cheap date, and on the way out of the theater an old man grabbed one of Mira’s breasts. I was so outraged that I punched him before Mira could even yell, “Rape!” (or anything to that effect). Apparently, the theater we went to doesn’t tolerate that sort of behavior, so we were thrown out. Well, actually, only I was thrown out. Oh, and I forgot to mention, they called the police.
Oh, and to add to the fun, when the police went to check my criminal record, they found some things which I thought I’d hidden… Anyways, they nearly arrested me. In case you’re wondering how I know all this… I had to pin the cop who almost caught me and force the information out of ‘im. Sadly, Mira refused to take my advice and go home, so she’s now wanted for assisting a fugitive. Oh, and you’re also probably wondering my age. I’m too paranoid to tell you that. I can assure you that I’m innocent though. The things on my criminal record are all set-up…

So. Nobody cares.

Given that nobody really reads this, I’m just going to start saying whatever I want. I guess that’s what a blog really should be. Rather then blend this post with a story, I’m going to make another post with some random story. We’ll see what happens from there.

A Quicky

So, this is a very short story.
I put my computer to sleep, left, and when I came back to wake it up, everything was running slowly. It probably wasn't a coincidence that my CPU Usage was at 100%. In an attempt to speed it up, I opened Task Manger (to kill some useless processes/applications), and this was what I saw for the title:
Task Manager (Not Responding)
This was what I was thinking:
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
And that's your quick story.