F!GHT

"You broke my nose you son of a bitch," I yelled punching Alex in the groin. "You asked for it," he retorted whilst swinging his fist towards my face for another blow. I ducked at the last half-second and clubbed him behind the kneecap so he'd lose his balance and fall. As soon as he was on the ground I sat on his back to pin him, and grabbed his head with both of my hands. I began repeatedly slamming his head onto the cold cement. After about 6 hits he managed to roll out from underneath me, and kicked me in the back. He tried to sit on me, but unlike him I was quick to regain my feet, I kicked him in the ankle and he toppled to the ground once more. I could tell he was expecting me to pin him, but pretended not to notice. I began to sit on him quickly, but right before I touched him I jumped to my left. He kicked the air where I'd been only moments before. I took a few steps, then proceeded to perform a round-house kick. He fell to the ground, covered in blood, and I heard the words I'd been waiting for... "Level up!"

School appropriate is teh fail

I whirled around to face him.

"What the Hell did you just say?"
"I said you've got a nice ass," he said honestly.

I sighed as I tried to think of a way to get some sense into the boy. I decided I'd just have to wing it... Again. "Do you honestly think you have to tell me I have a nice ass every time I walk by you," I asked rhetorically. As one with his nature would, he answered, "Yeah." This wasn't going well. "Well would you still comment on my ass if assured you that I know I have a nice ass? Or... No, I bet you'd comment on my boobs then?"

"Probably."